If you don’t know MOM, for all you who don’t know MOM you should get to know it. My grandparents on my filipino side decided to come up and visit the family on Sunday. When I say filipino, I mean fresh off the boat filipinos. They took us out for lunch at Red Lobster. They came to visit because they wanted to buy some shrimp for their Good Friday dinner. We were wondering why they drove an hour just for some shrimp.
MOM stands for Manila Oriental Market. This is where the story gets interesting. Right off the bat, the parking lot is an absolute zoo. We finally get in and the place is freezing.
Let’s just say I was the only white person in there. Our first stop was the produce section. Jon and I like to cook and at least pretend we know a lot about it. I had never seen so many fruits and vegetables that I had never heard of before. The people there were so exact about how to pick these fascinating items. They were sniffing and thumping in huge groups. I was totally enthralled by the jackfruit, which I had heard of before, but had no idea how incredibly large they were. We are talking the size of 3 large watermelons and covered in spikes. I just couldn’t stop staring at all the men sniffing these huge fruits. Jon’s grandpa spent about 30 minutes trying to find the right eggplants and then yelled at his wife for taking 2 minutes to pick out nice tomatillos.
My grandma was looking for lumpia wrappers. She asked this gentleman that was working there and the guy bolts away no where to be seen. My grandma is not very mobile. Luckily, Katie took off running after him. Finally my grandma and I made it over to where the lumpia was only to find my grandpa with his entire upper body in the seafood freezer. We walk over to him and notice he is picking out boxes of shrimp for their dinner. Normally shrimp are small. These shrimps were bigger than lobsters. They were the godzilla of shrimp. These shrimp eat shrimp.
Jon’s grandma wandered off, so I decided to go after her. This place is crowded. I meet up with her at the meat department. She shows me the chicken feet and tells me that she thinks they are weird. Then she decides she needed some neck bone while we are there since it is a good deal. She told me she uses it for soups. She tells the butcher that she needs 3 pounds. He doesn’t understand her and tells her she can only buy 3. She said she wanted them cut up and wanted 3 pounds. This goes back and forth for a bit until he finally hold up a pig’s leg and says you need to buy the whole thing. We realized the miscommunication and he takes the necks back to the huge table saw in the back and cut the neck up into bits until he had 3 pounds. Then he hands me the huge bag of neck bones. Jon walks up as I discover that I have neck blood on my hand.
While they were off getting neck bone, I was doing some male bonding with my grandpa. We were walking through a utopia of dead fish. Sounds weird, I know. This place has every type of fish imaginable. For some reason my grandpa was obsessed with the salmon fish heads for 99 cents a pound. He was looking around for someone to help him out, but no one would, so being the crazy marine that he was he just went hand first into the fish and just starting grabbing them. Keep in mind the workers are in parkas and rain gear because it is so cold and wet in there. I asked my grandpa why he was touching the fish and he replied “because no one would help me out!”
We saw chicken hearts by the pound, chicken uterus, frozen whole octopuses, and an assortment of other body parts I did not know that you could (or would want to) eat. We picked out the “Philippines Wine of Choice” for $5.99 to take home to Jon’s dad. Then we found a huge bottle of sake for $6 to drink when lent is over and Jon drinks again.
Words we learned:
Lola = grandma
Lolo= grandpa
My grandma wanted some instant coffee that she drinks. I have never in 24 years seen her drink coffee, but apparently she really needed some. She went and grabbed 2 bags. Looked back and grabbed 3 more. Filipinos tend to buy in excess, which is why we go shopping in my grandparents garage. Once we found a case of champagne in there that no one knew where it came from. We took it to drink. It was awful.
All in all, it was an eventful day with the grandparents and the fiancee. It is always nice when my grandparents come to visit.